For Sale: The Ben Rose House from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off


I was searching around the Internet wasting time, like I do every day, and saw that the house, and more notably the garage, from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off  is on the market for $2.3 million dollars. The Ben Rose House, as it is offcially called, has 4 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 5,305 square feet and a ravine to dump Itallian Sports cars (Or Itallians, it is just outside Chicago after all) If someone was willing to buy it for me, I might be willing to preform sexual favors. Generous Victoria’s Secret models can jump to the front of the line. Spots for generous and hopefully sexy benefactors will be filling up……….. any…….. minute………now. Don’t make me beg………. PRETTY PLEASE!!! I WANT IT!!! IWANTIT-IWANTIT-IWANTIT!!!

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